Now, I’m not immune from the affliction of carrying two conflicting ideas in my head at the same time, after all, this is a blog based on two ideas that are pretty incongruous. Sometimes, though, when I see it in others it cracks me up.
Like these gems I got off of Fundies Say The Darndest Things:
I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don’t really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.
TexasSky, Christian Forums [2006-Aug-24]
If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James — your original Hebrew is wrong. If your original Hebrew agrees with my original King James, your original Hebrew is right.
AV1611VET, Christian Forums [2006-Jul-20]
You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don’t accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.
Troy, Bibliocality [2006-Feb-07]
Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish.
awesomelegend, gaiaonline.com [2006-Nov-18]
Ah, that was a good hearty laugh.
My husband said it, “And people wonder why I’m so elitist!”